I've been on the body a pretty damn long time, and frankly, it's not getting me any. I think this may be the worst time-on-body to number-of-fucks ratio I've ever had.
(I'm talking hetero fucks here. Ariel's all over me at the drop of a hat, obviously. Goddamn, that girl is dependable.)
Just absolutely not enough dick in me around here lately, people.
Are there reasons? Yeah. Sure. The "reasons-schmeasons" kind of reasons.
I'm giving it one more week.
Then I get bossy.
And then? Mister, you better be ready.
