Sunday, June 28, 2020

Dammmmnnnn

There's a fine line between blissfully eavesdropping on the lava-gush orgyruption activities of your poly partners while you fap yourself senseless, and getting straight-up way-the-fuck too jealous over not being there in bed with them.

So, once my genitals stop quivering from the aftershocks, I'll be sure to let you know which side of the line I ended up on.

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