Tuesday, November 17, 2020

You Are All in Last Place

Sorry, everyone. But our blissful poly partnership kicks ass over all of your romantic efforts. I'm not saying yours aren't great in their own ways, and I'm not saying you should set yourselves up for disappointment by trying to achieve something on our level.

I'm just saying we fucking rock.

Exultantly yours,

Elle

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